CounterBeanCounters

To help reduce his stress level at the office a friend recently posted two signs on the upper left and right corners of his computer screen:
: I D N M ... and ... I D N C
... which he translated for me: "It Does Not Matter" and "I Do Not Care".

Independently that same day another colleague quoted her newest sanity-maintenance mantra to me:
:Everything counts, but nothing matters.
... which, as she explained, describes a bureaucracy focused on base-touching, turf-defense, nano-management, and irrelevant-metric-gathering.

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(correlates: RepoMan, LetItSlide, NoProblems, ...)