The latest must-have product from Dr. Z! Labs — from the folks who brought you the iPod-MINI-Cooper controller, Bäkn StripZ for ultramarathoners, advanced-genetically-engineered Corn Floss, the indispensible Mock Mack, and double-tasty Powr SpüngZ — yes, it's the newest invention to emerge from our underground caverns of creativity:
|The CPAP Bong!|
Are you a refugee from the '60s, aged into the Sleep Apnea zone but still a closet toker? Does enhanced Airport Security keep you from carrying your paraphernalia onboard like you used to? With our custom-designed CPAP Bong attachment, your Constant Positive Air Pressure (CPAP) medical device becomes an instant hookah — with totally-adjustable venturis for optimal psychedelic performance. This computerized hubbly-bubbly even lets you set the precise altitude you want to reach when you get high!
And by Federal Regulation, a CPAP Bong doesn't count against your carry-on baggage allowance. It's made of entirely natural components, assembled by happy indigeneous tribespersons on an island paradise the location of which we prefer not to reveal. And it's so affordable — why wait? Order yours now, and as a bonus Dr. Z! himself will issue you an official "prescription" to disarm any inspectors who get a little too curious when they spy your secret shisha.
You can pay for your CPAP Bong using eStash — the new Dr. Z! Labs system for web-weed commerce. Our operators are virtually standing by. Get yours today!
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