After observing a wide variety of "Periodic Table of* X *" posters that are cute graphically — but

*(cf. [1] for a Google search that will turn up oodles of pseudo "Periodic" tables as grist for the mill, including tables of mathematicians, booze, collaboration, condiments, ...)*

TopicHumor - TopicScience - 2007-11-17

*(correlates: MagnetohydrodynamicAphorism, OnDuals, GentleGentlyGentling, ...)*