What do you call water when it flows the wrong way?
Eau contraire!
(see also MetaJoke (18 Oct 2001), CorrespondencePrinciple (4 Mar 2003), HelloSailor (1 May 2003), ...)
TopicHumor - TopicLanguage - Datetag20040928
(correlates: HelloSailor, DyslexicMetahumor, DetectiveWork, ...)