Shortest Giant or Tallest Midget

An image from the 2012 race report by Jaret Seiberg of the inaugural "Mogollon Monster 100", an impossibly-hard ultramarathon held near Pine Arizona:

... When race day came, there were only three of us at the starting line. Kerry opted to pace Doug at night rather than run the entire race. This once again confirms that Kerry is in fact the smartest person in the VHTRC. (Yes, I realize as we are a club that has members who milk venom out of snakes while on training runs that Kerry being the smartest in the VHTRC may be the equivalent of being the shortest giant or tallest midget, but it is still noteworthy.) ...

^z - 2020-03-28