The New York Yankees baseball organization ("the best team that money can buy") have fired their Strength Coach, aka "Director of Performance Enhancement", after a series of pitcher injuries. It's probably just a statistical fluctuation, but as usual human nature says to do something rather than just wait it out. Meanwhile, perhaps the team can hire a Director of Athletic Support to help players get their, uh, garments to fit better — so they won't have to adjust them quite so often on the field ...

(cf. DirectorOfOptimalPerformance (1 May 2005), ...)

TopicEntertainment - TopicHumor - 2007-05-12

(correlates: RootingForTheYankees, StillAlive, SquareRootOfBaseball, ...)