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SuboptimalPerformance

The New York Yankees baseball organization ("the best team that money can buy") have fired their Strength Coach, aka "Director of Performance Enhancement", after a series of pitcher injuries. It's probably just a statistical fluctuation, but as usual human nature says to do something rather than just wait it out. Meanwhile, perhaps the team can hire a Director of Athletic Support to help players get their, uh, garments to fit better — so they won't have to adjust them quite so often on the field ...

(cf. DirectorOfOptimalPerformance (1 May 2005), ...)


TopicEntertainment - TopicHumor - Datetag20070512



(correlates: RootingForTheYankees, StillAlive, SquareRootOfBaseball, ...)

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