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UnfortuneCookies

After a dinner of Chinese carry-out my daughter opens her fortune cookie and reads aloud, "You have a yearning for perfection." My wife hears it as:

This inspires some other suggestions around the table for Unfortune Cookies:

(cf. GibbonomaticRequiem (15 Mar 2007), ...)


TopicHumor - TopicPersonalHistory - Datetag20071204



(correlates: TooManyMeetings, SillySeminarsOf75, RuddockHouseMottos, ...)