A couple of years ago when I remarked that some random annoyance was driving me crazy, a comrade (WD) short-circuited my parser with the reply:
"In my case it's not a drive — it's a short putt!"
TopicHumor - TopicPersonalHistory - 2004-01-05
(correlates: CampaignReform, PlagueOfEmoticons, PowerAnimalia, ...)