Contrary to the popular saying, you can have it all. But (pick one):
- ... not all at one time
- ... you can't afford to maintain it
- ... it will take forever to get it
- ... your spouse won't let you enjoy it
- ... most of it will be infinitely far away
- ... if you're wise, you won't want it
- ... only for a moment
(see ResolutionAndUnification for a perhaps-related PROLOG joke)
TopicHumor - 2001-10-27
(correlates: DiffuseConsciousness, ModernPhrenology, DiggingTheStacks2, ...)