It's tough to park a car in many busy neighborhoods ... yet one can almost always find at least one giant trash bin on every street, and next to every business, half full of the solid wastes generated by commerce and construction and urban life.

Modest Proposal #552: design an automobile to look like, or transform into, a big ugly dumpster! Then there's always a parking space (until everybody's doing it).

Hmmm ... how do I know this isn't already happening?

(cf. BluickGame (17 Jun 2000), BigBadBoxes (3 Dec 2002), SuVexation (24 Dec 2003), LetTrucksBeTrucks (9 Jul 2004), ...)

TopicHumor - 2006-10-27

(correlates: CarsAsBlackBoxes, NoGrandDesigners, IdiosyncraticFandom, ...)