At a recent program review meeting, the Information Technology Boss of a sister organization decided that it was time for a particular old computer system to be shut down, now and forever. He declared, with a twinkle in his eye:

"I'm Herod's wife — bring me on a platter the power cord!"

TopicHumor - TopicLiterature - TopicPersonalHistory - 2006-05-10

(correlates: PitifulLosers, SparkyAndSandy, ArtisticBequests, ...)