It seems to me sometimes That forcing verse to rhyme And cleaving to the beat Of strict iambic feet Leads to surprising power, To metaphors that flower In unexpected sprays Of light. But when images wrestle for attention, When fistfights break out that shatter the meter, When at mile 23 my blisters have burst, calves cramped, thighs chafed raw, I've heaved up a lung, and the stench in the portajohn has seized the stanzas and won't let them go — That's when I throw down my pen and shout, "To hell with this sonnet! Muse, gimme a beer!" |
TopicHumor - TopicPoetry - 2006-08-24
(correlates: SuckItUp, ParkwayDelay, CogDis, ...)