In order to help those who can't read small fonts, why doesn't somebody sell large-print blank books? And while they're at it, how about multilingual versions?

The same applies in the audio domain to relaxation-background-sound recordings of water falling, crickets chirping, etc.

(see also CornFloss (16 Jun 2001), MockMack (31 Jul 2001), ...)

TopicHumor - 2002-12-19

Re the latter, in Europe we do have subtitled localized versions of audio recordings on TV. (Only partly tongue in cheek.) – BL

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