TurfProtection

 

The cubicle denizen, defending his office space:

Hey, you, get out of my box!

The chamber musician, guarding her scores:

Hey, you, get out of my Bachs!

The brewers, shielding their winter-aged lagers:

Hey, you, get out of my bocks!

(with apologies to the Rolling Stones; cf. UncivilServants (23 Aug 2000), ...)


TopicHumor - 2005-12-03



(correlates: FireFighting, PrimeDirective, BeingThere, ...)