Q: What do you call a GPS-equipped marching band?

A: Precision guided musicians!

(inspired by a recently misheard reference to "precision guided munitions" = "PGMs", in conjunction with a recent re-sighting of the classic musical comedy The Music Man; GPS = Global Positioning System, a satellite-based navigation technology; see also CoordinateCollection (19 May 2002), MarineCorpsOrdnance (1 Nov 2002), ...)

TopicHumor - TopicLanguage - TopicScience - 2003-03-29

(correlates: SelfAbsorption, ElegantTechnologies, RipTide, ...)