Homer Simpson Career Advice

From the Writer's Almanac of 2011-04-19, words of wisdom by Homer Simpson, the feckless cartoon character:

• "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals."
• "Three sentences will get you through life. Number one, 'Cover for me.' Number two, 'Oh, good idea, Boss.' Number three, 'It was like that when I got here.'"
• "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

(cf. GoldenChief (2001-03-17), AdvantEdge (2001-04-15), StagesOfWork (2001-07-28), MySpeciality (2002-07-28), HardestPossible (2003-03-02), CareerManagement (2005-06-28), FourHoursDaily (2005-08-06), ThroughObscurity (2005-09-23), Joan Benoit Samuelson on Pleasing Yourself (2008-02-23), Career Choice (2008-10-27), Four Factors for Work (2010-02-22), Small Number Choices (2010-03-05), ...) - ^z - 2011-04-28

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