A neighbor is a Congressional staffer. One evening as we visit, he begins an anecdote with, "My Member says ...". Alas, a crude vision arises when my mind takes those three words out of context. Also to memory come comments by Will Rogers, and Mark Twain's classic: "Suppose you were an idiot. Suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

TopicHumor - TopicSociety - 2007-02-06

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