Warning signs:

You may be a victim of a new secret society: the SUVexators. These self-righteous ecofreaks delight in driving (no pun intended!) to distraction any modern human who has spent a few years of disposable income on a prestigiously profligate transportation machine. SUVexators are shameless, even proud, in their retrograde thinking. They are never happier than when inconveniencing those whom they see as treading too heavily on the Earth. A vast, clandestine conspiracy, clothed in apparent innocence, aimed squarely at you.

Or maybe it's all in your imagination ...

TopicHumor - TopicSociety - 2003-12-24

(correlates: 2008-06-22 - Rock Creek Park Loop, LetTrucksBeTrucks, StreetScene, ...)