Judith Krummeck, dulcet-voiced announcer of radio station WBJC, is reading the news one recent afternoon. She comments on likely heavy traffic during the imminent late-December weekend:

"The government says that's a record number for Christmas time travel around the region."

And what's the destination of this seasonal time-traveling frenzy? Perhaps the vicinity of a certain famous Middle Eastern manger, a couple of millennia ago? Could this be the explanation for why there was no room at the inn?

(see also ChristmasFaith (23 Dec 2000), JudithKrummeckFanClub (26 Feb 2003), SemioticArsenal (20 Nov 2003), UndeadTrafficIncident (20 Mar 2004), ...)

TopicHumor - TopicPersonalHistory - 2004-12-24

(correlates: BowelsOfTheEarth, FreeTrial, JudithKrummeckFanClub, ...)