wiki_z: YouCanHaveItAll

Contrary to the popular saying, you can have it all. But (pick one):

... not all at one time
... you can't afford to maintain it
... it will take forever to get it
... your spouse won't let you enjoy it
... most of it will be infinitely far away
... if you're wise, you won't want it
... only for a moment

(see ResolutionAndUnification for a perhaps-related PROLOG joke)

TopicHumor - 2001-10-27

(correlates: DiffuseConsciousness, ModernPhrenology, DiggingTheStacks2, ...)