After a dinner of Chinese carry-out my daughter opens her fortune cookie and reads aloud, "You have a yearning for perfection." My wife hears it as:

• You have a urinary infection.

This inspires some other suggestions around the table for Unfortune Cookies:

• Yes, it's cancer.
• The rash is spreading.
• That new strain of E. Coli? The chef ....

(cf. GibbonomaticRequiem (15 Mar 2007), ...)

TopicHumor - TopicPersonalHistory - 2007-12-04

(correlates: TooManyMeetings, SillySeminarsOf75, RuddockHouseMottos, ...)