Two years later, I've figured it out:
| "... the crack cocaine of ..." is the crack cocaine of metaphors! |
(cf. TheCrackCocaineOf (9 May 2004), ...)
TopicHumor - TopicLanguage - 2006-05-25
(correlates: TheCrackCocaineOf, GoogleMapExperiments, 2008-10-14 - JFK AT Familiarization, ...)