For those who haven't received an on-paper copy, here's a web version of the "flip side" from the Dickerson-Zimmermann family bulletin sent out with our holiday cards in 2005, written by Paulette Dickerson. See DickersonZimmermann2005 for the obverse.

DIRT-Be-Gone!!! — If cleanliness is next to Godliness, then dirtiness must be next to...!?! DIRT-Be-Gone!!! uses time honored exorcistic principles to banish dirt from your house. Forever! From the folks who put the "snake" back in snake oil!

Fermata Fabulosa's Furiously Fast Fingerboard Formula — Need that extra zip for a virtuoso performance? Our patented silicon based formula is the answer when you have a need for speed. You'll never choke at a competition again! You'll never fumble an audition! Every solo you play will "wow them"! You move your fingers, we make them glide! [Our formula will not substitute for practice — it will eliminate the need!]

Rad Rob's Big Ride Study Guides, aka "The Works" — At last! Math tutorials from a REAL math tutor. You don't have the time or money for a face to face tutorial? Try our novel "face to page" method of learning and take a fast trip from a C minus to an A plus! Get "The Works"; it works!!!

Merle's Magic Multi-Tasking Mental Method — Watch two DVDs with director's commentaries; rip CDs to your MP3 player; cruise the Web and Chat with fifteen buddies while you work on YOUR next term paper! With Merle's Method you can talk on the cell and "speakerphone" the landline, too! Otherwise you're just wasting time... Merle's Magic Memory DJ Mix Tape (now on CD!) included with every purchase. You, too, can "Go Mental" !!!

Tired of toenails that turn black and blue or fall off after marathon running sessions? Zig Zag Zimmermann Patented Toe Guards will put an end to that problem. They come in several finishes including matte, metallic, and glossy and in a wide array of colors including "nude". After your next long race you won't wear flip flops because it hurts — you'll wear them because your toes look soooo good. Toe Guards Good!

For those nights when a pet needs to stretch her legs, Flopsy Bunny has developed an aerobic door opening routine — Hoppy House / Healthy House / Home Runs — that's guaranteed to give any rabbit "the run of the house."

(cf. DickersonZimmermann2002 (11 Feb 2003), DickersonZimmermann2003 (18 Dec 2003), DickersonZimmermann2004FlipSide (22 Dec 2004), DickersonZimmermann2004 (23 Dec 2004), DickersonZimmermann2005 (25 Dec 2005), ...)

TopicHumor - TopicPersonalHistory - TopicProfiles - 2005-12-24

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