As I was jogging through the woods I chanced to pass a group of walkers. A storm a few days earlier had blown down a huge oak which lay fallen across the path, and the tourists were marveling at it.

One remarked, "That's a truly venerable tree — but it's treely dead now!"

TopicPersonalHistory - TopicHumor - 2003-01-21

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